Showing posts with label Crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crazy. Show all posts

Friday, August 15, 2014

The Storyteller's Challenge n. 12 - The house in Europa Street

Inspiration of a moment. A moment belonging to yesterday, but a moment.

Their house is weirder. 


Europa Street was a weird place.

"Febe, where are my brushes? You took my brushes, didn't you?"

For some reason, teenage punks liked to gather there. Cats seemed to have taken a liking to the place, too, probably because of the old lady who was rumored to have a cat for every square inch of her house, yet always managed to find the place to take in even more cats. The felines' preferred gathering spot was a weird house labelled with the number "0" (which had no roof, floor, and generally rooms that could make it a proper house). Not to mention the empty castle at the end of the street, which was always stricken by lightning no matter how sunny the day, and was believed to be haunted.

"No I didn't, look in the freezer!"

Of course, amidst the chaos, there lived a few normal families, which wanted to have nothing to do with their neighbours. These normal families spent the day working, gossiping, tending at the garden, and generally doing boring normal activities. The children of these people wanted nothing more than to go out and play with the cats, explore the abandoned house and stare at the punks all day long, but their parents knew that watching TV was much better for their education, growing process and mental health.

"What are my brushes doing in the freezer?!"

Now, somewhere in Europa Street there lived three kids who were definitely not part of the normal family group. If someone asked the normal families what they thought of these kids, they would certainly receive many different answers.

"I don't know, I told you, now do me a favour and search for my shoes in the pool!"

Some would say that they were weird, like their very much obnoxious neighbours.

"Aaah! Marco, are you out of your mind?! Turn off the stereo!"

Others would reply that they were nice people, but that heavy metal blasting at full volume at 1am every night wasn't playing in their favor.

"Who's ordering the pizza today?"

The rest would agree that they could be considered part of the "normal" group.

"You are, Sara! I want it with peperoni, eggs, bacon and french fries!"

(These people were the kind of families who said nice things to avoid conflict, by the way)

"Hey, one of grandma Carla's cats is drowning in the pool! Who forgot to close the gate?"

The cat lady would define them sweethearts who brought some hope to today's youth.

"Marco, it's the third time this week! Close the stupid gate when you get back home!"

The punks weren't aware of their existence.

"What did you say, I can't hear you!!"

The empty houses had no opinion.

"You let the gate open, and a cat is drowning in the--- hey Febe, I found your shoes! And your snake plushie!"

If we zoomed in and focused on each of the occupants, the opinions would be even more different.

"Snuggles, you green cutie, here you are!!"

If asked about the younger girl, people would give information ranging from the fact that she was a writer, to rumours about her being a fairy. The normal families' kids were the source of these second rumours, and Febe thought they watched too much television.

"Here's your stupid tarantula plushie, too."

If asked about the older girl, common knowledge was that she was an artist, had painted the house herself (thus explaining the large Hello Kitties on every wall) and was very fond of polenta. Rumours said that she was a witch taken captive by the fairy. Sara, too, thought that the normal families' kids watched too much television.

"Girls, a kitty is drowning in the pool!"

If asked about the only guy in the house, you would be told that he should keep his music down, that all the neighbourhood wanted to give him a pair of headphones for Christmas and that he was incredibly cute (the source of this last bit of information would be the blonde girl, third house down the street). Sara and Febe thought he was naive and annoying. Marco thought girls were weird.

"Bring it back to grandma Carla! And don't keep the cookies all to yourself!"

This house, where these three young adults live, is also where our story begins.

But looking at the hour, it's late, so that'll be a story for another time.

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The house labelled with the n. 0 comes from <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBMgwip3ndc">this lovely children's song</a>

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For those who don't know me yet, hello! I'm a crazy teenage writer, inventor of the Storyteller's Challenge and overall a geek. English is my third language, so I'd love you eternally if you pointed out my grammar mistakes. As an aspiring author, I'm always up for constructive criticism. A big hug and may the Force be with you!

Thursday, August 14, 2014

The Storyteller's Challenge n. 11 - Crazy



I was about to write something about the worms in tomatoes conquering the world, but felt lazy. Here's an attempt at a really short story (keyword here: attempt)

Awww, so cuuuteeee! Yeah, the spider of this story is definitely not like this one. 

"Steee--"
"Shut up."
"--eeeee--"
"Shut up."
"--faaaaa--"
"For the last time--"
"--aaaaa--"
"Will you shut up already! You're annoying!" Stefania could feel multiple gazes fixed on her, but didn't pay them any attention, opting instead to glare menaciously at the spider on her left hand.
"And you're making everyone even more convinced that I'm crazy."
"Oh, honey, you're not crazy, you know that." a sweeter voice intervened.
"Yeah? Tell me why she can talk to a spider and a fly?" 
"I'm a ladybug, not a fly!" 
"You're prey anyway." As if to punctuate the statement, the spider moved his fangs in what was evidently an imitation of eating. Stefania didn't need to look at the ladybug on the wall to know she was unaffected.
"Seriously boy, who taught you to threaten random ladies on the streets?" 
"We're in a cafeteria right now, not a street."
 The girl decided she had had enough and tried to tune out of the conversation and enjoy her coffee. The task wasn't certainly easy, not when the duo's bickering arrived directly to her mind.
"Anyway, you can't be sure the girl isn't crazy." 
"She--"
"I'm not crazy, stupid arachnid. And if you continue I'll stomp on you."
"You're not crazy, sweetheart." 
"Yes, she iiii-- Hey, are you crazy?!" Stefania smirked and stopped her hand a second before hitting the spider and leaving a large mark of black on the table.
"I'm not crazy."
"You're talking to a voice in your head and you think it's a spider."
"It is a spider."
"You can't know that..." 
"Do you know what the females of your species do to their mate once..."
"Okay, stop it! I'm still single, you know, I don't feel like thinking about death yet." 
"You're a spider." the girl's smirk became even larger.
"That doesn't prove you're not crazy. You're still talking to a spider." 
"Sh-shut up already!"
"Ooooh, she's realizing..." 
"Stop that, uncivilized brat, she's not crazy!"
"You know better than me that she is." 
"I'm not! Not crazy!" Stefania voice was bordering on hysterical. Anyone who hadn't been staring until then was surely doing it now.
"Come on, honeeeey, admit it. The first step is to admit it!" the spider drawled in a bad imitation of the ladybug's voice. Stefania could feel her heart rate quicken. "Am not!"
"Are too, Ste! Just let yourself go..." 
"Shut up, already!" she attempted to smash the disturber against the table, but it just jumped off and started tap dancing on two legs.

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For those who don't know me yet, hello! I'm a crazy teenage writer, inventor of the Storyteller's Challenge and overall a geek. English is my third language, so I'd love you eternally if you pointed out my grammar mistakes. As an aspiring author, I'm always up for constructive criticism. A big hug and may the Force be with you!